For travel to be delightful

For travel to be delightful,

one must have a good place to leave and to return to.

A flashlight is usually a case for holding dead batteries

A flashlight is usually a case for holding dead batteries,

and a shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that

9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

A computer is almost human

A computer is almost human -

except that it does not blame
its mistakes on another computer.

Your future depends on your dreams

Your future depends on your dreams.

So hurry up and go get some sleep!

- BJ Lim -

Now, in conclusion

The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience:

"Now, in conclusion..."

Lieberman would be the first Jewish person

Lieberman would be the first Jewish person to serve directly

under a President. Well... except for Monica Lewinsky.

- David Letterman -

Looking for 'true love' is

Looking for 'true love' is
like buying a book on how to read.

The early bird gets the worm

The early bird gets the worm,

but the early worm gets eaten.

- BJ Lim -

Children need much more models than good critics

Children need much more models than good critics.

-- Joseph Joubert --