Fashion is what one wears oneself.

Fashion is what one wears oneself.

What is unfashionable is what other poeple wear.



- Oscar Wilde -

Some create happiness wherever they go

Some create happiness wherever they go;

others whenever they go.

-- Oscar Wilde --

The difference between failure and success

The difference between failure and success is

doing something nearly right and doing it exactly right.

-- Edward Simmons --

Happy childhood is

Happy childhood is poor preparation for good human relations.



- Colette -

The world is like a mirror

The world is like a mirror;

frown at it, and it frowns at you.

Smile and it smiles, too.

--Herbert Samuels

I have often regretted my speech

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

-- Publius --

If you stand straight

If you stand straight, do not fear a crooked shadow.



- Chinese Proverb -

No matter how popular you are

No matter how popular you are,

the size of your funeral will still depend on the weather.

-- BJ Lim --

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority.



- Alfred Adler -

Don't waste today regretting yesterday

Don't waste today regretting yesterday,

use it to make a memory for tomorrow.

-- Laura Palmer --

A book that is shut is nothing but a block

A book that is shut is nothing but a block.



- Thomas Fuller -

Happiness is composed of

Happiness is composed of good health and a bad memory.

-- Ingrid Bergman --

People want to know how much you care

People want to know how much you care before

they care how much you know.

-- James F. Hind --

For travel to be delightful

For travel to be delightful,

one must have a good place to leave and to return to.

A flashlight is usually a case for holding dead batteries

A flashlight is usually a case for holding dead batteries,

and a shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that

9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

A computer is almost human

A computer is almost human -

except that it does not blame
its mistakes on another computer.

Your future depends on your dreams

Your future depends on your dreams.

So hurry up and go get some sleep!

- BJ Lim -

Now, in conclusion

The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience:

"Now, in conclusion..."

Lieberman would be the first Jewish person

Lieberman would be the first Jewish person to serve directly

under a President. Well... except for Monica Lewinsky.

- David Letterman -

Looking for 'true love' is

Looking for 'true love' is
like buying a book on how to read.

The early bird gets the worm

The early bird gets the worm,

but the early worm gets eaten.

- BJ Lim -

Children need much more models than good critics

Children need much more models than good critics.

-- Joseph Joubert --

Between tomorrow's dream and yesterday's regret is today's opportunity.

Between tomorrow's dream and yesterday's regret is today's opportunity.

-- Anonymous --

Infertility unlikely to be passed on

I read this headline from today's newspaper:

"Infertility unlikely to be passed on"

A man without a woman is

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.

- BJ Lim -

I paint objects as I think them

I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them.



-- Pablo Picasso --

The most beautiful sunsets are made by cloudy skies.

The most beautiful sunsets are made by cloudy skies.

- BJ Lim -

I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are

(say this to your girl friend with a stem of rose)

I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

Anger begins with folly

Anger begins with folly, and ends with repentance.



-- Pythagoras --

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill

Today's advice:

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill

and a laxative on the same night.

- BJ Lim -

Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry

Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.



-- Henry Beecher --

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

you can be sure of one thing:

either the car or the wife is new.

- BJ Lim -

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when.

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when.

You can only decide how you're going to live. Now.

- Joan Baez -

Nothing lowers the level of conversation

Nothing lowers the level of conversation

more than raising the voice.

- Stanley Horowitz -

If you want to measure your worth

If you want to measure your worth,

count your friends.

- Mary Browne -

A true friend is

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures

and tolerates your successes.

- Doug Larson -

We all live under the same sky

We all live under the same sky,

but we don't have the same horizon.

- Konard Adenauer -

Trust yourself

Trust yourself.

You know much more than you think you do.

- Benjamin Spock, MD -